Funny SMS
Teacher to Santa:Where were you born?
Santa:Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher:can u spell it?
Santa(after thinking for some time):I think i was born in goa.
Read each word reversely:
a suomaf rotcod dlot em tath ylno latnem stneitap evah
eht tnelat ot daer sms revenehw sti nettirw ylesrever
hi,
how are u?
doing nothing?
then make a place,
4 me in ur heart!!
i may come any time!
ur's Faithfully,
"heart attack"
Santa:"When i woke up this morning,i felt like
going out and getting job."
Banta:"did you?"
SAnta: "no .i stayed in bed untill the feeling passed."
Banta ek sadhu se bola: "baba meri biwi bahut pareshan karthi hai
koi upaay batao."
Sadhu: "beta ,uppay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?"
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
what comes first-the chicken or egg?
O yarr, jiska order pehle,vo ayega!
Santa : my dad was an extremly brave man.He once entered
a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
What's Ford?
santa: Gaddi.
what's Oxford?
Santa:so simple,Bail gaddi...
A man asked santa, "akal badhi ya bhains?"
santa bola,"pehle date of birth to batao?"
Why was santa writing the exam near the door?
Because it was an entrance exam.
banta: Name the 3 fastest communication.
Santa:Teleplone,Television,Tell a Women.
Santa :i'm a proud father.My son is in medical college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa : He's not studying, they are studying him!
How do u recognize santa's son in the school?
He is the one Erases the book when the teacher erase the board.
Santa : i kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
What about u?
Banta : me too , after u leave.
SAnta was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: what will u take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: i think i'll take the money.
Frog:Tumhare pass dimaag nahin hi.
Santa:Hai
Frog:nahin hai
SAnta:Hai
Frog : Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa : Isme sucide karne waali kya baat thi....?
Santa : Why dogs don't marry?
Banta : Because they are already leading a dog's life..
Santa was Writing Something very slowly.
Banta Asked :"Why r u Writing So slowly ?"
Santa :"i'm writing to my 6yr old son he cant read very fast."
Teacher : "i killed a person" convert this sentence into Future tense.
Santa : the future tense is " you will go to jail ".
19 Sardars went to watch a film.
On Being questioned about the big group, they replied
that the film was only for above 18........
Sardar went to a bank t open a a/c.After seeing the form he went to Delhi.
Guess why ?
In that form he saw " FILL UP IN CAPITAL "
Santa proposed to a girl.....
Girl said " i'm 1yr elder to u "
Santa : Oye,no problem soniye, i'll marry u next year.........
The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH!"
Postman : i have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa : why di u come so far? Instead u could have posted it......
What does Santa do after taking Xerox?
He compares with original for any spelling mistakes.....
Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to hos college .
u know y?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking....
