Doctor Jokes

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in 2 weeks".
"And did he?"
Yes, i had to sell the car to pay the bill."



Doctor ,Doctor ...,will i able to play the violin after the operation."
yes,of course.."
"Great ! i never could before!"


Patient to the eye doctor : "when ever i drink coffee, i have this sharp,excruciating pain.":
"try to remember to remove thee spoon from the cup before drinking."



"Doctor ." good morning,Mrs Farokh. Haven't seen u for a long time."
Mrs Farokh : "i know , doctor. it's because i've been ill."



After Finishing MBBS, dr.munna starts his practice.He 1st checks
the patient's eye,tongue & ears with a torch &Finally declares
BOLE TO.......TORCH TEEK HAI.